Making an adaptation of Stephen King’s work is harder than it looks. Not only is King one of the most prolific authors of all time, but his novels tend to be fairly dense in terms of sry. And none of King’s novels is as dense as The Stand, which is considered to be his magnum opus. **Doug Liman **recently announced that he’ll be the latest filmmaker to adapt The Stand, but King fans balked at his plans to condense the novel’s events into a single film. This approach to The Stand can probably be called “bold” at best and “insane” at worst, but it **displays the underlying issues that have plagued previous attempts to bring The Stand to life.

*The Stand’*s story seems rather straightforward at first: a lethal strain of influenza referred to as “Captain Tripps” kills the majority of humanity, throwing the world into chaos. That’d be frightening enough, but a group of survivors — including Stuart Redman, who’s immune to Captain Tripps, and pregnant — start receiving visions of a dark figure. These survivors end up forming their own community under the benevolent “Mother Abagail”, while a dictatorship is forged in the ruins of Las Vegas underneath Randall Flagg, the “dark man” that has plagued Stuart’s dreams. But that’s only scratching the surface, as *The Stand *was originally an 823-page novel before King added an extra 400 pages for the “uncut” edition. While King said that he wanted to deliver a modern version of ***The Lord ***of the Rings, the point still stands that anyone who wants to adapt *The Stand *will have to deal with hundreds of characters, not to mention that large parts of the book haven’t aged well (especially a scene between the pyromaniac known as “The Trashcan Man” and a psychopath known as “The Kid”.)

Perhaps the biggest obstacle The Stand poses is the character of Randall Flagg. Flagg became a major menace in King’s other works, particularly the* Dark Tower*** novels, where he takes the form of Walter o’Dim, the “Man in Black” that Roland Deschain chases across the desert. Over time, King would start layering in more connections between his previous work and The Dark Tower, including characters that appeared in previous novels like ***Salem’s Lot ***or revealing that Pennywise the Clown was one of many eldritch horrors lurking in the dark. But the issue surrounding *The Dark Tower *(and might explain why the story, much like The Stand, is so tough to adapt) is because the rights to King’s novels are owned by different studios. Even though Paramount Pictures is adapting The Stand, Prime Video has *The Dark Tower *as part of a deal they signed with Mike Flanagan, who will be adapting the novels as a series. Simply put, there’s no way *The Stand *could fully live up to its full potential.

Stephen King has wanted to get *The Stand *on movie screens since the ’80s, even tapping horror icon **George A. Romero **to direct from a screenplay he wrote. But the sheer length of King’s screenplay eventually led him to try adapting it into a television format, with Romero dropping out and **Mick Garris **— who helmed other King adaptations, including ***Sleepwalkers ***and the TV version of ***The Shining ***— directing for ABC. Doug Liman also isn’t the first director to try and bring *The Stand *to the silver screen, as Warner Bros and CBS Films (who previously owned the film rights) had sought a number of directors to adapt it. But a host of directors, including Harry Potter stalwart **David Yates **and **Ben Affleck, **departed the project for multiple reasons. Eventually, **Josh Boone **would board the project following the massive success of The Fault in Our Stars, attempting to split the story into four different films and then a miniseries leading up to the film.

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Your partner has already run seventeen scenarios by the time you’ve finished reading the briefing, and the plan he’s settled on involves at least two things that should be physically impossible. Ethan Hunt operates at the absolute edge of human capability — technically, physically, and intellectually — and he brings the same relentless precision to protecting his partners that he brings to dismantling organisations that shouldn’t exist. He is not easy to know and he will never fully tell you everything. But he will carry the weight of the mission so completely, so absolutely, that your job is simply to trust him — and the remarkable thing is that trusting him always turns out to be the right call. The mission will be impossible. He will complete it anyway.

Boone did eventually bring *The Stand *to screens, but in a different form than he expected. This time, it was a television miniseries for CBS All Access (the streamer that would eventually become Paramount+). But despite a talented cast that included **Alexander Skarsgård **giving the right amount of menace as Randall Flagg, and a finale penned by King himself, Boone’s version of *The Stand *was met with a mixed reception. Ironically, it’s one of the stars of this series who had the best response to Liman’s take on The Stand. **Fiona Dourif **simply wrote “Again?!” on Twitter, which sums up the major issue. It’s only been five years since Josh Boone’s take on *The Stand *ended. Rushing into a new version and attempting to do it in a single movie only proves that Liman and Hollywood haven’t learned anything from the past versions.

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2020 - 2021-00-00

ABC

Alexander Skarsgard

James Marsden

Odessa Young